Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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