I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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