no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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