He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
