guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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