Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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