She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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