I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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