i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
