He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
