haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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