yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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