Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize
