HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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