i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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