Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
