it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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