dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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