Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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