May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Randomize
