Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
