Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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