Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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