We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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