I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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