Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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