So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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