Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You can't motorboat a personality
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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