I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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