She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm always down for nudity.
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