Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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