How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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