found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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