I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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