new low.... made out with someone while peeing
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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