once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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