he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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