If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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