Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
