I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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