she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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