Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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