It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I didn't notice because vodka
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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