Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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