idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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