Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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