take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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