that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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