My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
In America we eat man semen.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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