Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
In the future we'll all be gay
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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