Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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